A friend of mine sent me this place in Arlington, VA where there is a Kabab Palace and immediately next door is a...Kabab Palace. See markers A and B on the map below...
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Do you think if you're in one Kabab Palace and you complain about the food and threaten to go to the other Kabab Palace the owner will say (with much emotion and much accent): "If you go there they will spit on your food like she spit on my heart when she left me 5 years ago!!! I mean, please don't go, we make your lamb again...you sit, you sit."
There are so many great jokes and situations that could have brought this about but I'll let you guys go to town in the comments. (not that anyone ever comments...but I challenge you now)
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